let's wake this sh** up

Well, let's see... I have some time to kill and some things to say. First, I am watching Monsters Fucking Inc. for the thousandth fucking time. James P. Sullivan, Boo, Henry J. Waternoose, Mike Meznowsky and Snookums Snakehair can all go to fucking hell and burn.

Next Tuesday Eric gets on a bus and goes to his first day of kindergarten. I will chase the bus and bang on his window to try and embarrass the shit out of him. Evan might go to pre-school in January if he learns to shit in a fucking toilet. Damn it! How hard is THAT?

I am looking for a bottle of spirits called Harlem. If any of you out-of-staters can acquire me some of that shit, I'd appreciate it. Can't find it in PA.

New season of Eastbound and Down starts this month.

2011 is right around the corner, one year before the supposed "end." But I dont see anyone building fucking arks in the Himalayas just yet so I thought we should open discussion on The Whackit 2011 Soiree and where it's going to take place. I will start:

1. Arizona
2. North Korea
3. Texas
4. Vancouver
5. Nevada
6. Myrtle
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10. Mark's house