Matchups and Games

Thursday - 12:33pm
Arrowhead
"4 Man Best Ball"

Four man best ball uses the best score from each team as the score for the hole. Lowest cumulative score wins. Teams are 1&3, 2&4.

Group 1	Team 1
	Jeremy
	Jeff
	Team 2
	Joe
	Alan
Group 2	Team 3
	Tony
	Bup
	Team 4
	Bob
	Mark

Friday - 9:22am
Myrtle Beach National South
"Las Vegas"

Las Vegas is a game where you use the digits from each players score to form the lowest number possible. If the first player gets a four and the second gets a five, a score of 45 is obtained for the hole (but not 54.) Lowest cumulative score wins.

Group 1	Team 1
	Alan
	Tony
	Team 2
	Bup
	Jeremy
Group 2	Team 3
	Mark
	Joe
	Team 4
	Jeff
	Bob

Saturday - 9:24am
Eagles Nest
"Two Man Team"

For two man team, you take the scores from each player and add them together to get a total score. Lowest cumulative score wins.

Group 1	Team 1
	Jeremy
	Mark
	Team 2
	Jeff
	Alan
Group 2	Team 3
	Tony
	Joe
	Team 4
	Bob
	Bup

Incomprehensible Babble

You know what my all-time most hated movie cliche is? The-plant-a-bomb-walk-away-from-bomb-while-looking-straight-into-the-camera-while-bomb-is-going-off-and-don't-even-flinch-in-slow-motion scene. That shit is fucking tired already.

I like the show LOST (ABC Wed 10pm). Every show of LOST is better than every year's Academy Award winner for Best Picture. I am going to have to buy the season box sets so I can stay LOST.

I do not like that some woman from Belgium is kicking all our asses in the NCAAs. I would like the tack hammer in my left temple.

I like yellow cake with brown icing.

I do not like the clear liquid that comes out of a ketchup or mustard bottle if you don't shake it first.

I am pretty sure I like Jim B. over Jack D.

I like the drug Scarecrow uses on his prey in Batman Begins. Paranoia is an effective weapon. Pleasant side affects are black tar saliva and glowing eyes.

I do not like that the Forrester needed 2 tires and the SHO needed 4 tires and 2 wiper blades for inspection. 2007 grand total: 970.59

Sunday Status

Okay, sluts. For the 6 dicks that will be traveling together it has been decided that we are leaving Tuesday night. Tony, Bob and I are leaving my house between 9-10. For the other 3 cocks if you want to leave together you are welcome to meet at my house. We can then have a quick orgy and caravan down. The plan is to get into Myrtle early and we can then decide to either:

1. golf a round
2. hit the practice range
3. drink and watch Jeff's glistening body on the beach
4. walk around the mall
5. go to a place that has boobies
6. buy 1000 dollars in golf equipment

I will be doing the last option. I went to Golfdom yesterday and got myself fitted for clubs. I did not buy from them but took my specs home and called Martins in Myrtle. My new Callaway X-20 Tours will be waiting for me that Wednesday morning at Martins with extra long shafts, 1.5 degree toe-up adjustment and a Discover card bill to make me curl up in the fetal position and suck my thumb.

This week Jeff and I will be putting together the projected matchups, teams and games we will be playing. Look for a posting mid week.

Regarding a steak night, I agree, I would love to have a thick piece of meat inside me. Sam Sneads is closed, however I am sure there are other places that are similar. Maybe we can do a steak dinner Saturday night and then hit that sportsbar again to watch the Final Four. 10 days to go bitches.

Hmmm Questions from Mark....

For those driving, are we meeting at my house?

What time are we leaving?

Who is rooming with who, or how are we deciding?

Is Tony going to golf all three rounds?

Is Bup going to bring nudie mags?

Good golly! Only 2 1/2 more weeks

I find myself breaking out the storage bins looking for summer golf shirts and all that other crap. Since I don't give a fuck about the latest fashion trend on the golf course I will be sporting the fashion of 2002 - the last time I bought an article of clothing of any kind. I already have my travel soap, toothbrush and toothpaste organized on the corner of my dresser. When I'm done with this I will organize my deodorant, contact solution and my wife's cast-from-the-cock of Sean Michaels dildo that Jeff has been reminding me to bring for his private moments with Tony.

What to expect when rooming with BOB!!

1. Will he get it right this year.
2.Will I have to wake up at 3 in the morning to bail him out.
3.Once again will I find squashed bananas in my bed.

Hey fellas, let's blog this issue out

A couple things we should clear up soon:

1. Tony, do you have a cover for the back of your truck and enough room for storage of all luggage and clubs? If so, I think the guys that are renting can get away with a car as opposed to a minivan. Looking for input from the guys that are not going with Tony
2. What kind of beer are we drinking when we get there?
3. Are we playing two rounds Friday?
4. Note to bi-lingual golfers: Any spoken language other than english will not be tolerated and the offender shall be subject to a Tea Bomb from Mr. Saadi.

Player Profiles

Joe and I drank a pile of beers tonight and wrote some player profiles. Read your's today!!

Check it out under whackit stuff on the right.....or here.

This is the only reason I enjoy going... for lots of 19th holes!!

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