2009 Trip Recap

Congrats to the new Whackit Champion Mr Anthony J Ricci. I heard they are throwing a parade for him down Main Street of Pottsville. It just proves that with a little hard work, a dash of make believe and a lot of cheating.....you too can win this jacket!!! Nahhhhh, kidding of course. Good job Tony it is well earned. I think it proves that Jeremys scoring system is on track. Yeah we will tweak it here and there but this is exactly how it should work.


As far as the trip goes I dont have much to add except my sorry ass will be back next year. I posted any photos you guys sent me here. Disclaimer: By the way for future reference, any photos I have ever posted are unlisted and will never show up in a Google search. Al, I know your situation and removed any photos of you.


I do want to thank any of you that kept me in the loop, especially Mr Saadi. As soon as anything good happened he was sure to text or call me and it really made my weekend. Here are few classic texts I received over the 4 days.


Jeff:
Look, Tony on an advertisement.





Bob (on trip down):
Is there an airplane jail?


Tony:
If you had one of these, we would be making sweet love all weekend.





Jeff:
Jeff drunk. Bob sleep. Al loud.


Jeff:
Slow start. Little groggy. Might have a barfathon.


Mark (hearing that someone was passed out):
Next up, sharpie the words "I love cock" on his forehead.


Jeff:
Bob smells like strippers and Skoal.


Jeff:
Bob birdied. What the fuck?


Joe:
From the mouth of bob waking up drunk- "I got the market cornered on shitcum".


Mark:
He is always bragging about his shitcum.


Mark:
Enjoy every minute. By the way you can all suck my cock.


Jeff (giving me update on golf scores):
I have a straight. 4 through 8. All in.


Tony (on his way to victory):
I am dedicating this to you.


Jeff (when asked where they going) :
Tilted Kilt for pool and cunt.


Mark:
Angie just played "My" in scrabble and scored 14 points.