Sunday Status

Okay, sluts. For the 6 dicks that will be traveling together it has been decided that we are leaving Tuesday night. Tony, Bob and I are leaving my house between 9-10. For the other 3 cocks if you want to leave together you are welcome to meet at my house. We can then have a quick orgy and caravan down. The plan is to get into Myrtle early and we can then decide to either:

1. golf a round
2. hit the practice range
3. drink and watch Jeff's glistening body on the beach
4. walk around the mall
5. go to a place that has boobies
6. buy 1000 dollars in golf equipment

I will be doing the last option. I went to Golfdom yesterday and got myself fitted for clubs. I did not buy from them but took my specs home and called Martins in Myrtle. My new Callaway X-20 Tours will be waiting for me that Wednesday morning at Martins with extra long shafts, 1.5 degree toe-up adjustment and a Discover card bill to make me curl up in the fetal position and suck my thumb.

This week Jeff and I will be putting together the projected matchups, teams and games we will be playing. Look for a posting mid week.

Regarding a steak night, I agree, I would love to have a thick piece of meat inside me. Sam Sneads is closed, however I am sure there are other places that are similar. Maybe we can do a steak dinner Saturday night and then hit that sportsbar again to watch the Final Four. 10 days to go bitches.